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I COVER THE WATERFRONT

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Oscar Meyer v. Weiner

Claiming the risqué politician damages its brand by casting a pall over the serving of ground swine anus as food, Oscar Meyer is suing Anthony D. Weiner.  Or should I say Carlos Danger?  Doesn’t Weiner’s nom de Snapchat say it all?

Danger.  The need, the lusting for it.  Isn’t it more about danger than sex?  Yes, sex may be the rail it rides but danger is the train.  Weiner appears to have a compulsion to take risks that are assured of failure from the instant he sets them in motion.  They become a ticking time bomb and the excitement lies in never knowing when the compulsion will reveal its actor to the world.  This man needs attention on a scale that would make Louis XIV blush.
It isn’t the infidelity or the inability to tell the truth, perhaps even an inability to know what is true and what is a lie.  Those practically serve to qualify him as a politician.  No.  It is his need to place himself in danger, repeatedly and for the thrill of it.   Combine that with his utter disregard for whom he drags with him when he acts out and you have a man who needs help desperately. 
What troubles me most is his apparent need to humiliate his wife; to humiliate all women, in fact.  Whatever one may think of the women he targets with his photos and chat, they are selected, one suspects, for their complicity in the risk.  They are the kind of women who readily give in to men most likely to hurt them.  And that makes them attractive to Weiner.  The bonus is dragging his beautiful, intelligent, and powerful wife to the lectern and forcing her to endure humiliation at the hands of the rascal press that found him out as he knew they would.  Tee-hee and gotcha!

In short, this man has a sadistic desire to inflict hurt.  That is why he needs to put down politics and take up residence in some dank basement.  There he can snap photos of his penis all he wants and post them to the world of women who daily make poor choices—his kind of people.